Cute?
Yes.

Cuddly?
Most definitely.

Gigantic Weiner?
What!?

You asked for 'em, you got 'em! The weenie babies are here. Wait, you didn't ask for them? Regardless and irregardless, they are still here to pack some perverse pleasure into your day. The best part about sending someone one of these is that there are absolutely no words to describe the feeling of receiving a surprise weenie baby.

Nab one for yourself or send one today and leave the recipient speechless.