Dog Poop? Are you kidding me? Surely you must be joking. Oh, we’re not joking, and don’t call us Shirley. This freshly squeezed delight is gathered by caring hands, delicately wrapped, and lovingly sent to your victim while it is still warm.

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*Gift wrapping included