Fabulously fun goods featuring original artwork by USA-based British designer Katie.

Most gifts ship worldwide from my production partners.

Perfect for birthdays, romance, friendship, christmas, apologies and other meaningless occasions.

NEW: shop by rude word

FUCK

Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you. Fucking fucked up fuckity fuck. Fuck it, all of it, entirely. Etc.

CUNT

USA only rolls this one out for the worst humans, while UK uses it as a term of endearment.

BITCH

Broad In Total Control Of Herself. Beautiful Individual That Corrects Hoes. You get the idea.

SHIT

Not to be confused with bullshit. Better words for shit include: turd, love package, and dump.

TITS

Very good, most excellent, cool – and conversely the equal opposite. Eg: that movie was the tits.

BULLSHIT

Useful for situations and human behaviors that are, in fact, best described as livestock excrement.

TWAT

Americans mispronounce “twot” thereby missing the fun entirely. Should rhyme with HAT.

BASTARD

Changeable meaning, depending on preceding word eg: old, mean, miserable, cheeky, stupid, etc.

ASSHOLE

Contemptible person. British version “arsehole” somehow sounds like a much more polite insult.

POTTY-MOUTH FREE

For those with fucknuggets at home. Making a statement without swearing is an art form in and of itself.

Eloquent feedback from my lovely customers:

“I just ordered one of your tasteless mugs as a thank you gift.”

Nicole

“I do appreciate a well placed “fuck” and cannot wait to drink my coffee from a mug that has the word “cunts” on it. Best. Day. Ever. 🎉”

Also Nicole

I sent a pillow to a friend and showed the post office lady. She laughed so hard she cried.”

Gloria

“Fuck you! Just kidding 🙂 but that felt AWESOME!”

Casey

“I received the notebooks I ordered and love them so fucking much that I can’t even handle it.”

Lena

“I am enjoying reading every nook & cranny of your offensive website, even the FAQ’s, simply brilliant.”

Yet Another Nicole

“I adore you. You’re the best bitch, ever ♥️

Julie

“This travel mug keeps my coffee at holy-shit-satan-that’s-hot level for an insane amount of hours.”

Danielle

“I can not stress enough how much I fucking love this website!! Finally a fun, creative, fucking WONDERFUL place to grab the right gifts for my best friends. Fabulous.

Jennifer

“You are exactly the right kind of wrong.”

Robyn

Bought gifts for my bitches I work with and I want to keep them for myself! I fucking love your work!!”

Kristin

“I love these pillows, super fancy but awful.”

Travis

“Thank you for your random strange humor.  It is so appreciated right now. I wish we were pen pals.”

Janet

“Is this a Katie thing? I have 4 friends named Katie and they all have garbage mouths.”

Russ

“Thank you for spreading cheer and fuckery.”

Robin

“Maybe you could add a complaint section with a “fuck you, eat shit and die” button? Just a thought.”

Gessell

Best of the worst:

“If I receive those pillows I’ll burn them.”

Ruth

“Last time my puppy ate something this color she shit green glitter.”

Bella

“Somebody has a small vocabulary and poor decorating sense.”

Donna

“I think it’s blasphemous.”

Susan

“I’m all for tasteless stuff but this really is a bit much.

Tracey

“Very disrespectful and somewhat insulting.

Lisa

“She probably lives in a trailer.”

Stephanie

“Some people need to take a breath and de-pucker.”

Brenda