IMPORTANT – production times are improving every day! Mugs are back to normal 3-5 business days, gaiters 7-10 days, pillows 4-6 weeks – plus shipping time. Thanks for all being so fabulous about it!


Time of the month? Shitty in-laws? Boss being a cunt? Tell us all about it. Keep it brief though, not too much whining.

Something damaged in transit? WHAT THE FUCK – we’re really sorry. Send a message below. We’ll get back to you ASAP requesting photos of your product and any packaging, so get those ready.

And BTW dipshit – fill out every box below, otherwise the message won’t send.